Song!!

Hey:
Have you noticed politics are always depressing? Yeah, me too. Now, I know I could be just like Glenn Beck and make you grab the pills, but I'm not like that. Sorry, if you're disappointed, and you wanted some hard-hitting news story that makes your jaw drop. Not tonight.
No, tonight I heard Obama's approval rating dropped down to 47%. Wow, there's some change...for him. :)

So, in honor of this unforeseen (bahaha I saw this a looong time ago) drop-age, I have a special song for him.

It is a spoof of the song by the ever-awful Fergie. Now, keep in mind, I've never actually listened to the full song, but have heard my cousin sing it, and looked up the CLEAN (emphasis on clean) lyrics. Not to worry, this song is kid friendly. What now, Ferg? That's more than she and will.i.am can do. haha

Here we blow:
Approval Rating by Conservative Teen

Oh snap!


Oh snap!

Oh snap!

(Are you ready for this?)

Oh snap!



Oh! It’s me ‘Bama

The dem’crat.

‘Bama, what’s up baby?

Come on!



When I come to the House, step aside

(oh snap)

Part the seas, don’t be making me wait

(oh snap)

VIP cuz you know I’m a racist

(oh snap)

All my dems get down in the House

(oh snap)

Passing them bills like fire

(oh snap)

I’m such a liar but I’m acting like a prez

(oh snap)

Cause you know I don’t give a thought ‘bout it

(oh snap)



How come everytime I come around

My approval ‘proval rating wanna go down like

Rating rating rating wanna go down like

Rating rating rating wanna go down like

Rating rating rating wanna go down like



How come every time I come around

My approval ‘proval rating wanna go down like

Rating rating wanna go down like

Rating rating rating wanna go down like

Rating rating rating wanna go down like





Porkulus start passing faith in me failing

Everybody starting to look real mad

(oh snap)



That Glenn Beck got you feeling good

(oh snap)

Now I’m wishing he weren’t on the news

(oh snap)

It’s like every time I rant on the dude

(oh snap)

CNN put my business on the news



And I’m like hello good people

(oh snap)

Before I go and pass new bill

(oh snap)

Make sure you get my good side

(oh snap)

You got that? I got the face



How come every time I come around

My approval ‘proval rating wanna go down like

Rating rating rating wanna go down like

Rating rating rating wanna go down like

Rating rating rating wanna go down like



How come every time I come around

My approval ‘proval rating wanna go down like

Rating rating wanna go down like

Rating rating rating wanna go down like

Rating rating rating wanna go down like



La da da da da doo doo doo doo

Me lies like a waterfall they never stop

‘Bama likes ‘em long strung my libs support, right?



Another ‘Bama Biden callabo

‘Bama and Biden



When I come to the House, step aside

(oh snap)

Part the seas, don’t be making me wait

(oh snap)

V.I.P cuz you know I’m a racist

(oh snap)

I’m ‘Bam ‘Bama and me love your votes

(oh snap)



All my dems get down in the House

(oh snap)

Passing them bills fire

(oh snap)

I’m such a liar but I’m acting like a prez

(oh snap)

Cause you know I don’t give a thought to it

(oh snap)



How come every time I come around

My approval ‘proval rating wanna go down like

Rating rating rating wanna go down like

Rating rating rating wanna go down like

Rating rating rating wanna go down like


How come every time I come around

My approval ‘proval rating wanna go down like

Rating rating rating wanna go down like

Rating rating rating wanna go down like

Rating rating rating wanna go down like



Well, I hope you enjoyed that, maybe someday I'll sing it. Right...

-CT-